29 August 2008

“In Case of Rapture This Vehicle will Be… Just Fine.”

Via the Cigarette Smoking Blog, a laff-inducing list of conservative bumper stickers that no one (I hope) would ever really put on the back of her car.

The best two:

For nostalgic readers of Russell Kirk, who keep their bound volumes of the old NR like a framed photo of Kaiser Franz Josef on the wall of a Holocaust survivor who fled Vienna:

Burkeans ‘Do It’ Reluctantly and Incrementally.

For tenured Straussians teaching at Christian colleges:

God Bless America.” (then, in Attic Greek:) “Except that He Doesn’t Exist.”)

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