Dr. Boli's Celebrated Magazine is far and away the drollest, if not the funniest, blog I have encountered in the English-speaking Universe. But it's not just about humor: the Fringe Party has been mounting its 2008 campaign via sporadic blog posts. They've nominated Warren G. Harding this year in the belief that the Constitution doesn't bar dead people from running. Mr. Harding has just released a statement on immigration:
When your ancestors came into this country, immigration was a good thing. Now that you're here, however, immigration is a bad thing, because you are no longer an immigrant. This principle is obvious to every thinking American. It is, however, equally obvious that recent immigrants bring with them delicious cuisines from many different parts of the world. The Harding Plan for immigration reform, therefore, is straightforward and fair. Anyone from any country will be allowed to take up residence in the United States, as long as the new arrival agrees to open, within three years, a restaurant serving his or her native cuisine. (This plan will not apply to the English, who will be expressly forbidden from opening restaurants.) Only the Harding Plan creates a realistic framework for real immigration reform that benefits the whole country immediately. Vote Fringe! Vote Harding!
Visit Dr. Boli's site every day. That's an order.
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